sexaulity:

spicegorl:

j5h:

intelligence is such a turn on

so is a huge co*ck

why did you put an asterisk you still spelt the whole word

"I need a nap and an orgasm."
An Ancient Proverb, probably (via untamedcomets)

Always

(via sabrinaxdo)

bobert101:

thesassycat:

thesassycat:

"talk dirty to me"

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awwww did i UPSET YOU???

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You are fucking awesome.

idiotbh:

Amsterdam? more like Amsterdamn

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the deeper you go the bluer the water gets

ashtoniousrex:

backstories to random gifs are my favorite thing and they need to continue

thunderupton:

I have a massive fear that no one actually likes me, rather everyone is just politely tolerating me hoping I leave them alone

straightedgemama:

thew0lfqueen:

Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with

This is like really sound advice though

hate:

*sleeps all day yet is tired 24/7*